Discussing How To Get Worgen Blood To Not Taste Like Dog

[FelLink SecureNet: Chat Log – 03:27 AM Azeroth Standard Time]

🟢 Pusillin:
OKAY OKAY OKAY hear me out
What if the dog taste in worgen blood is because you haven’t asked it nicely to stop being gross?

🔴 Teranca:
I will boil you.

🟢 Pusillin:
Promises, promises. 🥵
No but seriously—have you tried lemon? Lemons fix everything. Even goblin debt collectors.
Boom. Citrus. Gone. Debt. Gone. Fingers. Mostly gone.

🔴 Teranca:
Lemon makes it worse. Now it tastes like regret and wet fur with a hint of tavern soap.

🟢 Pusillin:
Mmmm. Sounds like my last date.
Okay okay, what about… murloc bile?
Stay with me.

🔴 Teranca:
If you say “it’s got umami” I will bind you to a jar and feed you to my creamer colony.

🟢 Pusillin:
...
But it does have umami. 😭
Fine. What about... felfire reduction with a splash of void essence and—hear me out—rose petals. Classy. Romantic. Very “cursed engagement party.”

🔴 Teranca:
I’m not trying to seduce the blood, Pusillin.

🟢 Pusillin:
You’re missing out. It’s got potential.
Anyway, maybe it’s a psychological flavor. You think it tastes like dog because you know it’s from a dog-person.
Mind over mutt, you know?

🔴 Teranca:
...
Are you seriously suggesting cognitive flavor bias?

🟢 Pusillin:
I read a scroll once. It was upside down and on fire, but I absorbed the vibes.

🔴 Teranca:
Pusillin, I need a way to neutralize the protein chains that carry the scent compounds. Not a vibes-based marinade.

🟢 Pusillin:
Have you tried…
and I’m just brainstorming here…
flaying the soul out of the blood and re-binding it with wine?
Vintage soul-sommelier style.

🔴 Teranca:
I hate that that almost makes sense.

🟢 Pusillin:
AHA!! I WIN SCIENCE.

🔴 Teranca:
No. You’ve weaponized chaos and stumbled into usefulness like a drunk succubus at an arcane symposium.

🟢 Pusillin:
You say that like it’s a bad thing.

🔴 Teranca:
I’m logging off. I have to go coax a blood sample back into its jar. It's threatening the tea kettle again.

🟢 Pusillin:
Tell it I said hi!!! 🩸👋
And if it wants diplomatic immunity, I’ve got paperwork.

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